WHITNEY CURTIS | compiled

This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.

TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER
Reporting party reported that a female was in a dorm room vomiting after drinking. Officers responded to the area and spoke to the female who was cognizant. Officers questioned the female, who changed her story a number of times. Officers took a report.

LOST AND FOUND
An officer observed a suspicious person walking around and went to check out the situation. The officer approached the subject. The subject was looking into the Café window when approached. The subject advised that he was visiting his sister on Citrus campus, got lost, and wandered to APU campus. The officer advised him of private property and the subject left campus.

HAPPY FOURTH OF NOVEMBER!
Officers responded to what sounded like gun shots, but turned out to be fireworks.

NOT THE ORDINARY SLEEPOVER
The officers observed three male subjects sleeping in the vehicle. They were informed it was an unsafe area. The subjects complied and left the area.

DON'T GET MAD, GET GLAD
Unknown individuals stretched plastic wrap across University Drive from a tree on the south side to a tree on the north side of the drive. Officers made contact with a student who said they saw a male and a female put up the plastic wrap and leave the area.

NUMBER OF STUDENTS' CARS TOWED: 4
MOST UNUSUAL ITEM FOUND: 4 cut bike locks.