WHITNEY CURTIS | compiled

This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.

AUTOPIA
Officer noticed a suspect vehicle driving around the parking lot suspiciously. Officers responded and contacted the vehicle’s occupants. The subjects advised they were teaching a friend how to drive a stick.

THE PHANTOMS OF ADAMS HALL
Unknown persons lit off a string of firecrackers in front of Adams Hall. Officers checked the area and found no one around.

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
Reporting party reported that an employee was injured while attempting to clock-in.

"WE WERE SHORT ON SEATS, OFFICER"
Officer noticed a vehicle in the Adams parking lot with the trunk open. The officer closed the trunk and the owner was notified.

LOST IN TRANSLATION
Reporting party called about a suspicious person in the area. Reporting party advised he was lurking around the Ronald Center office. Officers responded and contacted the individual. The subject advised he was on campus looking for volunteer work. Officers advised the reporting party where they could find that information.