WHITNEY CURTIS | compiled

This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.

CELEBRATE GOODTIMES, COME-ON
Reporting party reported illegal fireworks being set off south of the area, as well as bottles being smashed. Officers went to the area and were unable to locate subjects.

APU'S CAMPSITE OF CHOICE?
Officer reported seeing a tent in the Trinity area earlier when on a drive through. Officers discovered a student sleeping inside.

"WELL I HAD THE PERFECT LULLABY, OFFICER"
Reporting party advised that there was an unknown male in the downstairs restroom in the area who was sleeping and people outside could hear him snoring. Officers responded to check the restroom and made contact with the subject. The subject was okay to be on campus and advised that he had just dozed off in the restroom.