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WHITNEY CURTIS | compiled
This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.
LOOK OUT BELOW!
Reporting party reported driving into the complex and a water balloon hitting her windshield. The reporting party parked and went into her apartment and was still observing individuals throwing water balloons at other vehicles passing by.
A LITTLE CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE; A LITTLE ICE WITH THAT TEMPER
The reporting party came in with a cut on his left cheek next to his eye, requesting ice for treatment. DSP advised him that DCS could not provide medical treatment, but that the on-call nurse would be called. The reporting party refused to have the on-call nurse called and left the office stating, “You guys are ridiculous! All I wanted was ice!”
PRACTICING SAFE SEX
An officer observed a male and female engaged in a sexual act in the back seat of a car in a carport in the area. The subjects noticed the officer, separated from each other, and covered themselves up. The subjects then left the vehicle and headed toward an apartment.
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