WHITNEY CURTIS | compiled

This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.

DON'T FEED THE FRESHMEN
Reporting party advised that a vending machine in Smith Hall was broken into and snacks had been taken.

WELL, MY HICCUPS ARE GONE
The reporting party reported three individuals running through B court in University Park dressed in all black trying to scare or intimidate people. Officers checked the area and did not see anyone in the area matching the description.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HANDS
Officer observed unknown boxes stacked behind a dumpster in the area. The officer contacted the Food Services manager to verify that the boxes were meant to be there. Through the interview with the manager it became obvious that a student worker was attempting to steal food services’ property.