JILLIAN COLLETT | compiled

This column is an attempt to capture some of the more comical and unique incidents of APU campus life.

NEW MOVIE THEATRE ON WEST?
Officers observed what appeared to be a class in Kresge Plaza who appeared to be projecting an image onto the east wall of the event center. Officers approached the instructor, who advised that he had access through facilities management to project the image on the wall. The officers informed the instructor that he would need to leave the premises.

DTR TIME!!!
The officer observed the vehicle in the loading dock area, occupied by a male and female. The female was a grad student. They were just talking.

LET ME OUT, PLEEEEEASE!?
The reporting party is reporting that people on his floor are trying to duct tape his door shut.

STINKY, STINKY
Reporting party advised of a strange smell in the room that she does not believe is coming from chemicals but it is making people light-headed when they come into the room. Reporting party said Facilities Management came to check it but they were unable to determine where it was coming from.

NUMBER OF VEHICLES TOWED: 5